* You spent six months saving babysitting money to buy the action figures with your friend * You gave alternative names to all the band members (Ex. Gerard- GG (long story); Ray- Flava Fro; Bob- Cardboard cutout; Mikey- The Violent Femme; Frank- ...Frank...) * You hear the band mentioned in a cell phone commercial and you get giddy * You read/write MCR fanfiction (*cough*) * You have screamed until your throat practically exploded at the concert (frightening the people next to you) * When you learned your best friend's church friend is Gerard Way's cousin, you told her to steal his pants * If you hear the words "Chemical" or "Romance" in any way, shape, or form, you immediately think of the band. * You know all the band member's birthdays...and have celebrated at least one of them * When any of the band members get girlfriends/wives, you plot their deaths. * You have pissed off your friends with your endless MCR knowledge. * When the band is in your town, you practically melt at the fact that they're breathing your air. * You honestly don't mind that at concerts Gerard calls the audience "Mother ****ers." In fact, you might just like it a little too much. * You own the Life on the Murder Scene DVD and laugh your butt off at it for no reason whatsoever. * If you find out that there's a song you don't know all the words to, you listen to it about a thousand times until you know it, proving you are the ultimate fan. * You glare at people who claim they are MCR fans but have that I'm-Just-Saying-It-To-Get-You-To-Like-Me feel about them. * The thought of them occupies 99% of your brain activity. * You draw chibi Gerard/Frank Lovey Hand Puppets all over your algebra homework (much to the confusion of your teacher). * You often think, "Well, it would be legal in Amsterdam..." * Your iPod contains many, many MCR pictures * You wish you were a vampire just so they would write songs about you. -sigh- *You've accidentally called one of your friends by one of the band members names (*COUGH*YEAHALEXMYNAMEISNTFRANK*COUGH*) *You wish that your favorite band member was gay just so he wouldn't get married/have a girlfriend. [AND THIS IS FOR THE FRERARD FANS!] ***While at an MCR concert, you screamed when it got the quietest is was going to get, "GERARD! KISS FRANK! KISS HIM! KISS HIM NOOOOOOWWW!" (This causes all the girls around you to look at you and smile...and all their boyfriends/parents to look at you and wince....I know.)